PAY DAY
HOOK
Meowth used Pay Day!
Coins fly to everyone on the payroll!
Every buy and sell pays 3% into the payroll.
Buys pay you in $PAYDAY, sells pay you in ETH.
Hold longer, earn double. That's right! πΌ
the payroll!"
π°Pay Day Statsπ°
Where's the Income Coming From?
Three percent of every swap, split two ways, weighted by how long you have been on the clock.
Every Trade Is Pay Day
The hook takes 3% of the output on every buy and every sell, straight out of the Uniswap swap. No manual step, no keeper, no waiting.
Buys Pay Coins, Sells Pay ETH
A buy is skimmed in $PAYDAY and held by the hook. A sell is skimmed in ETH and sent to the treasury. You end up owed both.
Seniority Sets Your Cut
Your weight is balance Γ seniority. Collect whenever you want β one call pays out both the ETH and the $PAYDAY you are owed.
70 / 30 Split
Payroll for everyone, bonus for the seniors
Γ2.00 Multiplier
+5% per hour held, capped at double
Soft Penalty
Selling halves your tenure β it never resets it
Bonus Pool
Hold 100 $PAYDAY and enroll to unlock the 30%
The Lore
You're not a holder.
You're an employee.
Meowth has a job. The job is throwing coins. Every time someone buys or sells $PAYDAY on Uniswap he runs the move β Pay Day β and the coins land straight in the payroll. No middlemen, no conversion, no waiting on a treasury to remember you exist.
Your paycheck rides on two things: how much $PAYDAY you hold, and how long you've held it. Clock in, stay on the clock, and seniority does the rest. Quit early and you keep half your tenure β Meowth is strict, not cruel.
"Prepare for trouble, we put it on payroll.β Meowth, Chief Payroll Officer
Make it double β that's twenty hours of self-control!"